mumford

After 9 years of constant headaches, and countless trips to various doctors, we finally disovered the cause of Steve's headaches...his hair! I know it sounds ridiculous, but he's really been studying the Old Testament recently, the story of Sampson in particular, and he kept feeling that he had some sort of connection with this ancient prophet...besides just his incredible strength. It turns out that Steve's hair was "cursed" so to speak...it gave him headaches. We were suspicious of this after several recent short haircuts where he went an entire week, sometimes two feeling almost no pain at all. Laugh if you must, but we're overjoyed! So...introducing the new Steve! Check out our poll and vote to see who Steve looks most like!

OK - the part about the headaches being connected to the hair was an April Fool's Day joke! Unfortunately they're still my constant companion. The part about the new hairstyle, as well as the Sampsonesque strength, however, are very real indeed.